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ok just a quick warning i can talk shit so you've been warned!

aboooot me

*i'm amy or amzy, ammy, mel b, mark owen, shazney,amz and mits to my mates

*i'm 14

*female *checks* yep female!

*i live in Barnsley *says it in accent*

*i love music and i can't go a day without either listening to it in the car, on my minidisk/stereo player or i go insane...not that i'm sane now but still!!!

*i am straight although i do look at girls and think they are really pretty (but i do NOT get off on them)

*i love sex to say i haven't done it...but hey i'm a horny teenage lol! some people say i'm a sexaholic...

*i live in the Sex Capital of England so that explain the statement above, either that or it's cos of Lise...

*i get branded a lot and for the record no i am not a goth, baghead, i am a mosher got a problem? yes i'm a slapper, slut, whore whatever you want to call me yes i'm that. does this face look bothered? Exactly (for the record no i doesn't)

*i have a habit of shouting 'OPA!' alot

*i have an obsession with writing fan fics about Matt Willis, Billie Joe, Gerard Way, Frank Iero, all of which either have me or someone else having lots of dirty sex with them

*i like saying dirty things to my mates and then watching their faces to into a horror struck face, or them saying 'eugh'

*i want my nipple, my ears done more than four times, my nose, and maybe my lip piercing and three stars on my hip representing three men Matt, Billie and Gerard. if i ever go off them at least i don't have their names tattooed on me i just have stars

*i love horror films, i can't get enough. i like films where people get slashed open a bit like what happened in From Hell but then again i'm sick like that

*i find vampires very sexy along with my two other vamp lovers Dani and Lise, and would love one to drain all the blood out of me if he was fit. (a.k.a i want Angelus)

*i have a thing for 18th century dresses i want one

*i love lip rings, spesh on my boyfriend, anyone who has one should be shagged senseless

*i had a habit of biting people at the Green Day gig while in the mosh pit...if your at a gig that i'm at and you get bit, i'm sorry but you looked appitising

*i can't help but laugh when i get done and therefor i get done even more

*i fantasize about the fit year 11 in my school called Adam and want him round the back of the science block everytime i see him

*i want to buy an air hostess outfit from Ann Summers, most of my mates will know why

*i like to watch people try and guess how old i am and then laugh at their faces when i tell them

*if i have something to say to someone i say it to their face instead of behind their back, so rumours can't spread from it and it's nicer

*i would like to think of myself as a strong person but that sadly isn't happening

*i love my mum so much, she's one of my best mates and i love her more than anything else...most of my mates want her as theirs! and she adopted Lise :D

*for my 16th i want a 18th century style do and my vamp friends *lise and Danni* shall be the first to be invited...oh wait i already did

*my little sis is a little bitch to me although she can have her sweet moments
most girls have a thing for high heels i have a thing for trainers...although i do have a thing for porn star shoes

*i will get lots of money and buy a place in America and have my mums mate Neil as my butler

*i want a great dane and i shall call him Scooby Doo

*Emma Griffiths or however it's spelt does not deserve matt, or she wouldn't keep flirting with everything with a dick

*Camilla Smith is too posh and theres no need for her to wear make up first thing on a morning like she did

*Kara Tointon rocks! i love her even though she was portraited wrong on AoB

*i love Kelly Osbourne's hair and bubble chair that hangs from the roof

*i want Holly Davis' skirt that she got from Oxfam it kicks ass

*i like buskin with LOZ in Leeds

*i have fantisies of me licking melted Galaxy chocolate off Matt Willis...can you blame me?

*i love JayBourne it is LOVE

*i love my bed and sleeping in until 2 in the afternoon


My Mates
lise, em, kirst, maysie, lex, loz, maz, soph, amy, valentine, lesley, frankie, kay, dani, charli, caz, caz, ali, hana, jess, tadworth, sarah lou

The True Loves In My Life
warning: i may get carried away with matt, billie and gerard but as you may or may not have figured out...i'm a tad bit obsessed

Matt willis

that picture basically says it
god bless his mum and dad!
i love everything about him, theres only that he smokes that annoys me, drinking doesn't i mean look at people in your village or town, they probably drink as much as he does but the fact he's famous it gets blown up bigger than what it should *attacks the press with a big stick*
i love his eyes, i could stare at them all day

his laugh, he such a dirty laugh
his none-existant-ass, there might not be much but it's sexy

his star tattoo he has on his hand

the way he looks when he sings

his wink

*stops before she gets too carried away*

billie

shit he looks good for 33.
what can i say? he expresses his views and isn't scared of what other people think of them.
he might not be a good idol (altho he's probably one of mine) he one good fuck of a dad

and his wife adrienne is so damn pretty

i've got a lot of love for her
he has amazing eyes

the way he looks when he sings...ooooo devil like *goes into dirty dream mode*

ooo his ass

the way he fumbles trying to re-arrange himself *i don't care if he's tucking in his shirt...let me have some pleasure thinking he's playing ok!*

gar i just love everything!!!


gerard way



need i say more?

he is my angel of death and my very shexay Angelus ;)

lise

my fav ever hunny of a mate
she knows how i feel and i love her as my mate

I Hate

*two faced people

*people who are stuck up

*them sort of people who judge people by how they dress

*chavs

*people talking about me when i'm stood infront of them...i'm not fucking deaf

*when people *cough* mum *cough* try to be like me...yes mother get your mits off matt...he's james'

*the hives

*slipknot

*rooster *the bastards*

*girls aloud

*nicola roberts *she's still a rude ginger bitch*

*people who use me

*clowns

*people dissing my music *like dance music actually has some talent behind it...the just use someone else's
songs...oh how fantasic*

*people who get right up in your face

*girly girls

*pervs *how can you?*

*adults/teens who kill others *as much as i like it in movies theres no need for it*

*friends who kill other friends

*bullying...yes i have the band

*smoking...why want to die slowly and have over ten years of your life cut from you?

*abortions...if you don't want to get pregnant USE A FECKING CONDOM!!

*crap bands

*cheesy pop music like the cheeky girls and the fast food rockers

*music videos that consist of naked woman...it doesn't do anything for us woman

*boybands...when will westlife split up?

*winging...i don't mind moaning if it's the good type ;)

*holding hands...for some reason i just cant...if you've seen who i have held hands with in the past you'll
know why

My Favs
person: famous? Sharon Osbourne she rocks! non famous: lise...always gonna be her
Actor: JOHNNY DEPP! FIT AS FUCK!
actress: Jennifer Tilly...go tiff!
movie: erm anything with Josh Harnett in it or Johnny Depp
colour: black or blue...but i like pink fluffy stuff :D
band: too many, but Green Day and My Chemical Romance are up there high, since busted and blink have gone :(
solo: i can't think lol!

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